Sunday, July 31, 2011

Jan's Deli



Here we are... starting from Peshawar, The Land Of Hospitality, Green Tea, Guns, that love-able pushtoon attitude  and Guns ;) . It seemed sensible enough to start from here, from whence it all began.
Seeing that there are countless food joints opening up in Peshawar, (and by countless i mean like four) There's a dire need for someone to put their arses on the line and check them out, you'll see what i mean by looking at the intimidatingly gay looking guard they have at the main entrance.
To decipher a food joint by just one visit would be wrong, so when we thought that we had eaten there enough and were never going to back there, twas time to blog :p.
Jan's deli is supposed to be that little cafe where you can indulge in your guilty pleasures, it has exotic cakes, sandwiches, burgers and pizzas....basically what a deli needs. Entering the place i would caution you not to look the guard in the eyes...otherwise he may do this...

Yes. He does that.
The place is small, but runs successfully enough, currently the second story is under construction. Entering the place the first thing you will notice is that the place is a little congested, especially after office hours or in the evening when it is packed, I for one would advise you against going there in the afternoon if you're not a big fan of under arm  stench.
The environment and the feel of the place has been kept in mind by the person who did the decor, but for me it was not complementing the overall aura, so we give a 7/10 to that one...
Now we come to the service, dear God the service. From my experience either I'm very ugly or the waiters and manager just hate me for the heck of it, from what I've seen you are ignored. Not neglected, simply ignored, you look up and make a sad puppy face *please feed mee* and they just look at you as if you're their Ex wife, give you a disgusted look and turn away, its really hard to get their attention, 5/10 is courteous enough.
Sitting in the deli, looking at the pamphlet type menu was I with my friends, there was stuff there i hadn't heard of, and lets face it, We're not really the "elite" type. I know what coffee is but never really appreciated it. Placing the order would be a teenie prob, we decided the typical way of closing our eyes and seeing where our finger landed and chose to order that, and thankfully the manager was kind enough to help us out with the drinks (cause a frappucino and weird names i do not recall are coffee flavored and can get pretty yuckie.)
Starting from the cakes, two things which seemed quite eye catching was the Blackberry Cheese cake and The Kit Kat cake (or whatever) The price ranges from 75/- to 130/-  a slice.
Both cakes were nice, a sign of consistency. They were heavy yet creamy and you would want another bite, yet, the Kit Kat cake has a tiny problem that the Kit Kat portion of the cake and the icing have different melting points, and well if you start talking alot you'll be left with  plate of chocolaty cornflakes...
The drink that will really pop out of the menu is the Blue Lady, (cool name, of course) which is disappointing and social suicide at the same time, it tastes like Mountain Dew, Its blue, according to the manager only 40 year old single women have it and well it costs about 5 times your average mountain dew does, so that would be a No-No. I would recommend the apricot smoothie, its a customer favorite and very delicious.
The pizzas are not very appealing except for "The Jan's Deli Special" which isn't half bad, (provided its fresh- yes you have to watch out for that) The large version is about 600/- and is suitable for two hungry teens.
Looking at the two girls entering the place I became self conscious and ordered something "scopy"... "Lasagna"
I will regret that decision for a while, because apart from being expensive, it consists of melted cheese with two microscopic pieces of chicken meat. (and we all know, There are no vegetarians in Pakistan, if they say they are. Trust me, they're lying, its as simple as that.) well, the oily and Gooey-ness of the Lasagna restricted me to eating nothing and well wasting my money, so stay away from that till it gets a reputation.
The Club sandwich is normal, served with a side of chips, its taste is subtle and its filling (basically what its supposed to be like) so if you're a fan of clubs, Dig in.
Jan's Deli is located in Betthani Plaza, Park Avenue, University Town Peshawar...
Final Verdict: Although Jan's Deli may seem lacking at places it is a very good attempt at bringing a new style of cafe cuisine to Peshawar, A place where teens and adults (old people) can go, relax and pamper themselves for once, the place is not very expensive and you get value for money. Although the waiters start screaming Thank you Sir! the moment you get up ( Maybe they saw it on TV or something) they need to work on their service. Because the place isn't really big at all and you can almost touch the opposite walls with your outstretched arms...so we should be expecting top notch service.
Coming soon will be a review of "Central Perk" which has become quite the talk of the town...
Ciao

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Eat Mental

There you go...entering a restaurant your friends second cousins geek best friend recommended... You enter into a dingy lounge which makes your eyes burn, waiters who cant move their fat asses fast enough and a manager whose maximum communication skills are restricted to a polite nod. 
The waiter comes up and asks you what your order is as if hes the one that's gonna pay, and well the overpriced food practically sucks. Yet many people try it cause of the weird name...yes, that happens sometimes.
And there are times when you go with your family, you make up your mind not to have the chicken qorma you always have when you go there and order a steak as rebellion... your army-disciplined type dad eyes you and waits for the perfect moment to pounce... you cant finish the steak cause its too chewy or plain sucks, you look up and boom. There's good ol dad embarrassing you in front of the whole family and resting your rebellious acts once and for all.
These things happened to us, now we are willing to sacrifice our own selves for your sake. We experiment all the food we can, where ever we go... we rebel against our dads and our pockets and we squeeze the juice out of it to give you the low-down....it could be a warning too ;)
Ofcourse we cant review all the food of Pakistan, we have lives too you know  -_-  But this all about the funny stuff what happens where we do go, and how the food is there. Starting from whats nearest to our house, we journey, consuming one dish, and a pride at a time.Even if you hate us... its okay, seriously. We like to ridicule whats not good. and praise whats awesome...its not our fault we care more about food then politics (and scratch that...we are by NO means fat...we are actually quite skinny)